Zoe’s nickname is the Honey Badger. She’s fearless. Leaps tall playscapes in a single bound. Flies down the highest spiral slide she can find, pointing and laughing at the little “babies” on the smaller structures.
She mocks the dog with her threats to throw small, sharp toys at him. She gives the cat a kiss, then yanks his tail.
Honey badger don’t care.
But Monday? I caught her doing something really naughty. See for yourself.
She could have at least used her own twitter account.