Whose birthday is it? Suge Knight’s birthday.

Christian and I used to be huge fans of Reno 911. So really, this conversation was the natural progression of things.

Scene: The grocery store. Passing the bakery to be exact. And the cakes, oh, the delectable cakes.

The players: Mom (played by myself, looking refreshed and young, as always); three inquisitive children (played by my kids, likely still in their pajamas); and some goldfish (played by the Improv Goldfish Cracker Group of America)

Claire: MOMMY LOOK! SOME CAKES!

Mom: Must you talk in all caps?

Claire: IS IT SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY? IS IT THAT LADY’S BIRTHDAY? MOMMY! MOMMY! IS IT THAT LADY’S BIRTHDAY???

Rachel: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!

Zoe: EEEES MAH BAHLGRKDDAAAAY!

Mom: Well, I’m sure it’s someone’s birthday, somewhere…

Claire: Whose birthday is it?

Mom: I don’t know, whose birthday is it?

Claire: Suge Knight’s birthday!

See video and editor’s notes below and file this one under Proud Mommy Moments.

Editor’s (that’s me) note:¬†As a little backstory to the scene, Lt Dangle and Deputy Travis Jr have just answered a noise complaint at a mansion that happens to be the home of hip hop mogul Suge Knight. They find themselves in a little hot water and try to play themselves off as a strip-o-gram.

Editor’s (still me!) note again: This video sucks. It’s someone taking a video of their TV. If you want to watch a much better version that I couldn’t embed, go here.

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6 Comments

  1. Too funny! I’m routinely embarrassed by my kids’ trash TV habits as well, but at least mine have to sneak and watch UNLIKE MY SISTER’S KIDS.

    1. That last part made me laugh. Not someone I would want them to meet in real life…

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