Sooo….this is awkward, because I’ve kind of been meaning to tell you all something, and this may be the last time you ever hear from me.
This Saturday, October 6, I will be participating in…
Have you seen this event? It’s insane. I’m like 1 part excited and 99 parts terrified.
28 obstacles with names like Arctic Enema (jumping into a vat of ice water), Funky Monkey (monkey bars above mud, some greased), and Electroshock (no description necessary).
And at the end? I’ll be rewarded with a swill of pride, a beer, and an orange sweatband. You should ask me if it was worth it, because I’m not sold.
So if you don’t hear from me for a week or so…I may still be recovering.
If you don’t hear from me ever again…well, it was nice knowing you, and I hope they put my Tough Mudder sweatband in my coffin.
It was nice knowing you all.