On good advice:
Christian: Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Claire: A monkey swings from a tree.
Christian: Damn you’re good.
On the original philosophical masters:
Have you ever heard of Socrates or Plato?
Yeah. Those are ostriches.
How do animals eat?
With their mouth.
But people eat food. They eat something that they like.
Parrots, horses, donkeys, and dogs.
Armadillos are called parrots. Kangaroos are called jumpy beans.
Christian: I pretty much like all marcupials.
Yeah…It’s a kind of parrot. It’s kind of like a bat.
[insert toot and maniacal laughter]
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On allParenting: Stylish running gear for women. Think I can get those abs with that skirt?
Just Straight Up F*cking Dangling Over Some F*cking Sharks. <— I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard!