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The experience of a lifetime

Remember back in April when I was one of the lucky 15 chosen to read my essay as a part of the cast of Listen to Your Mother Austin?

And then remember when I told you how much that experience changed my life?

And remember when I said the show was incredibly awesome, but you were going to have to wait a few months to see the videos?

The wait is over! Listen to Your Mother videos are here, and I stayed up way too late last night watching those in my show, along with some of the other cities.

This year you can watch the show in its entirety, and I highly recommend you do. Producers Liz and Wendi did a fantastic job of arranging the essays in the perfect order. Go here for the entire playlist, or click the below links one by one. You will laugh, you will cry, it will be the best chunk of time spent in front of your computer you will ever remember. The best part is that everyone who watches the show has a different piece that speaks to them.

Mary Jo Pehl starts the show off with her of motherhood as a non mother in Matryoshka Dolls.

Susan Schorn reads a brilliant piece on how motherhood doesn’t always play to our strengths in Splitting the Difference.

Mary K Moore takes us through her journey to get pregnant in the funny and poignant From Here to Fertility.

Jill Bingamon reads a heart wrenching poem about raising her younger sister in the absence of their mother in A Mother Sister Love.

Catherine Avril Morris shares a beautiful and intricately woven piece about the pain of motherhood in Like A Diamond Prism.

Despite having to follow Catherine’s amazing essay, I read an essay about the version motherhood that I was unexpectedly thrust into in I Was Pushed. Watch at your own risk. I hate watching myself speak.

Carlotta Stankiewicz shares a hilarious poem, Labor Talks.

Catherine Berry tells how her daughter helped her realize inner beauty in a hilarious essay titled Squishy.

Maria Escamilla shares a rather uncomfortable moment in Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby. I will never see a Pei Wei again without thinking of Maria.

Carla Birnberg shares her daughter’s adoption story in My Buddha.

Shanteka Sigers hilariously tells us all about how her mother taught her to stand up for herself in How to Fight.

Liz McGuire reads a heartfelt story about the significance of her daughter turning 9 in On Being Nine.

Linda Glass tells us all about raising boys in Snakes, Snails, & Puppy Dog Tails.

Carlotta Stankiewicz reads us another of her humorous poems, Mistaken Identity.

Wendi Aarons takes on the topic of motherhood in the gut busting The Job of Motherhood.

My good friend Missy Stevens round out the show with her heartwarming look at Today.

 

I do hope you will watch the entire show, and then move on to some of the other cities’ productions. Listen to Your Mother was an amazing experience, and I’m so thankful I was a part of it.

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Which video did you really love?

 

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Great Expectations
How was your Labor Day weekend? Mine was…lazy. We didn’t do much but hang around the house, work on a home project that’s been staring us in the face for over a year, and go to the pool. That’s what long weekends are all about, right? Today I’m hanging out over at Greta’s place, G*Funk*ified, as a part of her Great Expectations guest post series. Greta is a super sweet blogging and Twitter friend, and also the co-host of iPhone Photo Phun, a fun little meme that I link up with every now and then. I do hope you’ll visit me over there. I’m sharing a story about how I was a tad bit judgmental. Shocking, I know. Because none of us have ever judged another mom, right? Comments are closed here so you can go hang out over at Greta’s. See you there!   Tweet... Permalink
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On convictions and chicken
I have to warn you that I have a raging ear infection as I type. So raging that my doctor could only describe it as “moderate” in his attempts to recover from examining my ear canal with his little light thingy. So please excuse me for vomiting all of my thoughts out on this page in a Z-PAC and soon to be Tylenol PM induced stupor. Sometimes I have said that being a mother isn’t the hardest job in the world, and other times I really want to retract my statement. I mean, the physical part isn’t that hard. Feed them. Clothe them. Play with them. Be nice to them. Turn on the Netflix for them. But in just 7 short months since writing that post, I suppose my four year old twins have grown leaps and bounds, and now the idea of teaching them to be kind, compassionate, and... Continue Reading
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Sitting Around the Bonfire
I have to just come right out and say today that I am very excited! The incomparable Gigi from Kludgy Mom has a wonderful summer series over at her place called Around the Bonfire, and today I’m sharing a conversation with her readers over there. Gigi was one of the first bloggers I came across when I really started expanding my blogging journey, and I was amazed (and still am) at the site and community she’s built in relatively a short time. Since then I’ve been lucky enough to meet, share drinks, and talk shop with her in person. Writing anything from beautiful memories she wants to capture with her children, hilarious points about what she wishes people would stop pinning, and some of the smartest blogging and social media tips around, Gigi has been in my “daily read” folder forever. And bonus, she’s one of the loveliest and most... Continue Reading
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The things I do in the name of research
The family and I went on a little staycation last week. We didn’t have any vacations plans this summer, and we’ve definitely been feeling the pressure of our kids being out of school and our friends posting all of their fabulous vacation pics on Facebook. We haven’t been on a trip since our last one in 2009, and well…we returned home from that one with a little stowaway. So I’ll say we were long overdue. For a vacation, not another stowaway. Please. Technically I was “on assignment.” We had the gracious opportunity to stay at the Lakeway Resort and Spa, just outside of Austin, for a night and take advantage of some of their gorgeous amenities. I tell ya, the things I do in the name of research.   First off, we learned that goggles are totally awesome as are grilled cheeses by the pool.     We researched the... Continue Reading
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Genie at a Conference
Last Saturday I was one lucky gal attending my second MomCom Austin Conference. My friend, fellow blogger, and all around event planning-mom-ninja-badass Trish Morrison is the brains (and beauty, I might add) behind this operation, and I have to say, this time she may have outdone herself. I came away with a lot of inspiration, a new girl crush, and a whole lot of laughs with my blogging and social media gal pals. The day started off with a bang with first speaker Tiffany Harelik. Tiffany is the author of the Trailer Food Diaries, which started off as a blog, and gained enough popularity that she published a  cookbook  sharing recipes from some of Austin’s most beloved food trucks. She now also has a Portland edition in the works. Check out her Kickstarter page and help her reach her goal so she can publish it! Tiffany’s great grandfather started a banana cart,... Continue Reading
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Some poetry for you
I’m feeling very poetic these days. See for yourself.   Go to sleep All three of you You got up too early And I’m effing tired.   If Claire is nowhere to be found, Mind you now, she’s laying down. If to dream land she slips away, Tonight there will be hell to pay.   My Little Pony? It’s not so bad. In Ponyville there’s Much fun to be had. But unless you want me to lose my hairs, Don’t turn on those damn Care Bears. Also, Dora can suck it.   According to my calculations It’s bed time. Bring on the libations.   What’s it like To sleep through the night? I haven’t a clue; I thought you might. See, it’s been one thousand Five hundred thirty-three Since uninterrupted sleep Has visited me.   Kids are so adorable, Except when they turn three; Or rather three and a half;... Continue Reading
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Don’t forget to bring a towel!
Hello, world, it’s been a while! You’ll have to excuse my absence. We’ve been living the life of road trips (1), parties (2), and stomach bugs (3). And some nights I have to say that I wanted to be here, but then I just had a stronger urge to watch me some Downton Abbey. I think I was like 5 episodes in before I realized it was not DownTOWN Abbey. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Do you watch it? I can’t wait for seasaon 2 to come out on Netflix so I can see what that sneaky Thomas has up his sleeve, are Mary and Edith going to rip each other’s throats out, and seriously, when are Anna and Mr. Bates going to hook up? But I’m not really here today either. The lovely Natalie from Mommy of a Monster and Twins asked me to share a Mommy... Continue Reading
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She sees me
Thursday was one of those stupid days. It was hot, we were bored, and Zoe has decided that napping is like “so 2 years old, and I’m 2 years and 3 months now, fool.” I had asked (maybe begged) (on my hands and knees) Christian if he could come home early so we could go to the YMCA and check out the pool. But I know the dude’s gotta work and earn that green that pays our mortgage and stuff, so I tried hard not to sound too desperate. I mean, he never calls me to rescue him when servers start going all haywire, so what right do I have to guilt him into coming home before I go insane? Don’t answer that. But he’s a good man who cherishes his wife’s sanity and doesn’t care to bring about his own demise, so here he was and off we were... Continue Reading
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What I miss about working
I haven’t worked in over 4 years. According to my calculations, which are spotty at best since I only have 20 fingers and toes, it’s been over 50 months since I had to get up in the morning, shower, put on actual pants, and head out the door to be all professional and stuff. I’m not one of those women who always wanted to be a stay at home mom, but I did really want to quit my job and stay home. Ugh, who wants to go to work every day? The kids are just a slight hiccup in my long term plan to lay on my couch and be lazy. There’s oodles of things I don’t miss about working.  I don’t miss spending my days in a slow and boring workplace that seemed to suck the life out of me one flourescent light bulb at a time. I don’t miss propping my... Continue Reading
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